White coat. Heels.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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