why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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