My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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