as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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