So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
This toilet bowl is my home.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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