if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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