I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
How external is "for external use only"?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
