Dual....:-)
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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