Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
it glows. i had to have it.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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