I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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