I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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