i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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