I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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