i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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