Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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