Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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