you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you mean i was at the winter classic?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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