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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize