That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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