I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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