i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
