you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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