You can't special order awesome
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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