I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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