Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
A+ Viking dick
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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