Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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