we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
