I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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