either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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