i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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