Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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