No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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