What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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