you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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