Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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