she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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