all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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