don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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