Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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