yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Randomize
