Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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