i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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