What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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