I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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