I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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