Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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