i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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