I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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