you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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