what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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