I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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