I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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