remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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