Just cropdusted the office
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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